diff --git a/local/bin/speak-like-a-robot b/local/bin/speak-like-a-robot
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..9061da0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/local/bin/speak-like-a-robot
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+while read -ep"say> " line; do
+    history -s "$line"
+    { espeak -w >(mpv -) "$line"; } > /dev/null 2>&1
+done
+echo